Gegs

Oh, how great it is to be a geg, to live in the wake of the ▲1st geg▲, to collect chicken for many months and see the chicken celebration upon Geg Island. To clone, and clone, and clone, and clone; exoskeleton after exoskeleton; each geg more powerful than the last until universes implode from each panther-esque step, and even Dr. Klapper and Biblioteque look on in fear.

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I am a strong geg, powerful and brave. No "KILLER" will ever intrude my cave! My exoskeleton is optimized Your weak-ass health and safety's compromised Your body's got no spikes, all fluffy shit My body's got that "Perfect Geg" hard grit I'll undo all your strength and your programming Your softness into my hard grit be slamming You call yourself a "MURDERER", you bitch? Try dealing with ME, THE BIGGEST NASTIEST FUCKED BITCH You think you can intrude my space like that? Sneak into my house like a dirty rat? Intrude my cave? I'll punk you yea you'll see That's what you get bitch, for messin' with me! Oh yeah bitch, think you got some clever smarts? Think you have "DNA" or "toxic farts"? Think you have "soul-control technology"? Guess what, that crap won't matter or phase me. I'm top dog, big crown, leader of the pack. My girlfriend's hot and's got a big-ass rack. My house is armed with missiles, guns, and traps And all your loser friends are sissy traps Why don't you call them over, help you kill? You're nothing to me but a load of frill. What did you say about me, little bitch? I'll have you know, I'm ONE BIG NASTY BITCH.