Aunt Sasha

Aunt Sasha is in short, NetHood's lord and savior and has done many great mysterious things around the world through 100's of years as her real reasons and intentions are unknown and can only be inferred. Many of these claims have been found out by the greatest source of information which is D13, the prophet. In order to attend to matters she can't do herself, she calls upon her champion, Ddawg.

One of the many great things she's done is create the beverage known as chocolate milk in 1662 after going to the New World the third time. With 124 years of lab work with "the perfect mixture of cocoa and mammal secretions," she made it.